🚀 The Man Who Treated Layer‑1 Coins Like Sacred Relics 🚀

Ethan proudly called himself a “blockchain monk.” While others chased meme coins, hype coins, scandal coins, and coins‑that‑exist‑for‑no‑reason coins, he quietly collected Layer‑1 tokens like priceless artifacts. Solana, Sui, Aptos—each one stored in his portfolio with the reverence of someone placing rare stamps into a velvet album.

$KITE

KITE

Alpha

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His friends mocked him. “Bro, why keep these boring foundation coins? Where’s the fun?” Ethan simply adjusted his imaginary robe and replied, “When the market awakens, the foundations shake first—upwards.” Nobody understood what he meant, but it sounded wise enough to silence them.

$BTC

BTCUSDT

Perp

69,749.7

+1.84%

Every bull run, something hilarious happened: while his buddies scrambled into random coins with questionable utility (and even more questionable logos), Ethan’s quiet Layer‑1 stack suddenly surged like it had been drinking energy drinks in secret. His friends stared in disbelief as he calmly sipped tea and pretended this was all part of his “grand long‑term vision.”

$SUI

SUIUSDT

Perp

0.997

+5.26%

Whenever the market hinted at excitement—even the slightest twitch—Ethan acted like a fortune teller who already knew Layer‑1 would soak up the spotlight.

And honestly… he wasn’t entirely wrong. He just never admitted he got the idea from a meme he saw at 2 AM.

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