🚹 Budget 2026 Demand: “Mutual Fund Rescue Scheme” 🚹

(Because clearly “Market” is now a Govt Department.) đŸ˜ŒđŸ›ïž

Dear Finance Ministry,

Since Mutual Funds are sitting on a national-level portfolio disaster, please launch a special scheme in Budget 2026:

✅ “Mutual Fund Holder Survival Yojana (MFHSY)”

— for investors who were sold dreams
 and got drawdowns. 📉

📌 Reality Check (NSE breadth massacre):

đŸ”» Avg fall from 3Y High: -40.77%

đŸ”» Avg fall from 1Y High: -30.48%

⚠ 82% stocks down more than 20% from highs

💀 ~70% stocks down more than 30% (3Y high)

So basically


The market is in ICU, but TV anchors are still shouting:

“LONG TERM MEIN TOH SAB UPAR HI JATA HAI” đŸ€ĄđŸ“ș

đŸ”„ Budget Scheme Features (Must Have):

💰 EMI facility for SIP losses

đŸ„ Trauma insurance for ‘Buy the Dip’ victims

đŸ§Ÿ Income Tax rebate for ‘holding bags.’

📌 Free counselling for investors who bought at ATH

Because if -40% avg is “healthy investing”,

then bankruptcy is just a temporary correction. 😭📉

#Budget2026 #MutualFunds #NSE #StockMarket #BearMarket #RetailInvestors #IndiaMarkets

✍ @AlgoBoffin

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