GLOBAL MARKET COLLAPSE 🚨

The end is near.

Again.

This week’s apocalypse is proudly sponsored by “Emergency Liquidity,” our favorite euphemism for oops.

The Fed says it’s “not QE,” which is like saying your ex isn’t texting you back - it’s “emotional stimulus.”

Banks drowning in MBS while gold hits new highs, and crypto Twitter declares: “Bullish!”

Because in this theater, every fire is a torch lighting “the new cycle.”

China prints a trillion, the US prints denial, and everyone else prints hopium memes.

Welcome to coordinated chaos, season 2026.

Survive first, profit later-unless you’re already packaging doom into JPEGs.