📰 Kalshi prediction markets now put the odds of a U.S. government shutdown this year at 56%.


đŸ’„ Crypto translation:

Uncle Sam might be about to pull a full-on rug pull on the government.

TradFi crowd: “We’re totally screwed.”

Crypto degens: “Shutdown szn = more time to YOLO into memecoins, let’s ride 🚀”

👀 Meanwhile, Chuck Schumer’s basically saying:

“Add healthcare, or we pull the plug.”

And Congress? Just casually playing a high-stakes game of economic chicken 🐔💾

đŸ€Ą Meme energy:

U.S. Gov: “We’re decentralized now, good luck.”

Bitcoin: “Been dismantling banks since ‘09. This ain’t new.”

Ethereum: “Let’s gooo — more chaos = more gas = more burn đŸ”„â€

Stablecoins: “We’re still cool, right? ...Right? 😅”

⚡ Bottom line:

If the government can’t stay online, maybe it’s time to start trusting the networks that never go down.

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