Crypto in 😂👇
Everyone on Twitter:
👉 “REGALO GRATUITO 🚀 ZERO RISCHIO 💸”
Reality when you actually try it:
👉 Acquista a $0.1/token
👉 $100 commissione del gas
👉 $500 slippage
👉 Saldo del portafoglio: RIP 💀
This is not an airdrop,
this is a donation to the blockchain gods 🛐😭
Lezione del giorno:
🧠 I soldi intelligenti leggono il contratto in piccolo
🐑 I soldi stupidi cliccano “Richiedi ora”
Welcome to crypto.
Where free is the most expensive word. 🚀💀
DOGE
0.12714
-7.35%
PEPE
0.0₅523
-9.82%
TON
1.576
-8.21%