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📢: CZ says that Satoshi was not human...
He was a time traveler using AI from 2140 sent to save us from paper currencies! 🧠🤖💸
This explains the 21 million Bitcoin cap - he knew we would mess it up otherwise!
No wonder no one has ever found him... He upgraded himself to a digital wallet and disappeared.