😵💫 “Crypto Trader Ki Zindagi Ka Schedule”
🕕 6 AM – "Bas aaj sell kar ke nikal jaunga"
🕘 9 AM – "Yaar ye to pump ho raha hai, hold karta hoon"
🕛 12PM – "FIR se dip? Bhai scam hai ye!"
🕔 5PM – "Bas ek aur buy... is baar sahi waqt pe!"
🕙 10PM – "BTC tu mujhe rulaayega kya? 😭"
📌 Tag that friend who lives this life daily!
🤯 “Har Crypto Trader Ki Duniya Ke 3 Dost”
1️⃣ CoinMarketCap – Rozana dua aur galiyaan
2️⃣ TradingView – Jadoo aur future batane wali duniya
3️⃣ Binance – Kabhi reward, kabhi heartbreak 💔
🗣️ Aap kaunsa coin daily stalk karte ho? 🤔
🥲 “Main Waqai Profit Mein Tha...”
...par phir maine socha:
"Thoda aur wait kar leta hoon."
Market ne kaha:
"Beta ghar ja 😅"
📌 Like karo agar aap bhi kabhi profit mein the… sirf 5 minute ke liye!