The "No-Strings-Attached" Crypto Joke
The Job Interview
Interviewer: "I see on your resume that you’re experienced in high-stress, 24/7 environments with extreme volatility and rapid decision-making."
Candidate: "Yes, exactly."
Interviewer: "Impressive. Where did you work?"
Candidate: "Oh, I didn't. I just bought $100 worth of a memecoin and checked my phone every 30 seconds for three years."
A "HODL" Knight: A knight in shiny armor made of circuit boards, standing in a storm of falling red candles, holding a shield that says "BUY."
The Moon Cafe: An astronaut sitting at a café on the moon, looking at a laptop showing a "Buy" order while Earth is seen far in the distance.
Retro-Futurism: A 1950s style "House of the Future" where the robot butler is crying because his "Gas Fees" were too high.
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