Michael Saylor’s Strategy just dropped $90 million on Bitcoin, buying 1,142 BTC at nearly $79,000 each — even as Bitcoin was crashing below that level all week and briefly touched $60,000.The move pushes Strategy’s massive stash to 714,644 BTC, worth over $54 billion. But here’s the twist: the buy didn’t lower their average price at all. In fact, Strategy paid above its own cost basis.Bitcoin has stayed under $72,000 since, fueling jokes online that Saylor refuses to buy “too cheap” to avoid ugly paper losses.Strategy’s stock rode the chaos. Shares plunged to $107, then ripped 26% higher to around $135 as crypto bounced.Big buy.

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