Michael Saylor (Parody)

₿ears cannot play chess.

"Bitcoin Did This" | True North Podcast | Episode 51

$STRC: 7% Volatility, 11% Yield.

Make it a priority to eat real food.

Strategy has acquired 13,627 BTC for ~$1.25 billion at an average price of ~$91,519 per bitcoin. As of 1/11/2026, we hodl 687,410 $BTC acquired for ~$51.80 billion at ~$75,353 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC https://www.strategy.com/press/strategy-acquires-13627-btc-and-now-holds-687410-btc_01-12-2026

Digital Intelligence $NVDA, Digital Credit $MSTR, and Digital Capital $BTC are the best-performing assets of this decade.

The strategy is Bitcoin.

The ₿ulldog Senator.

We extend our gratitude to @JimJustice_WV for advocating for market neutrality and championing the digital asset industry in his discussions with MSCI.

New Year, The Bottom Is In | True North Podcast | Episode 50

The sentiment remains ₿ullish in DC.

Bitcoin empowers you to maintain ownership of your property.

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Maximize your earnings to eleven. $STRC

Strategy has successfully procured 1,287 BTC, raising its total Bitcoin Reserve to ₿673,783. Additionally, the company has bolstered its USD Reserve by $62 million, bringing it to a total of $2.25 billion. For more details, visit $MSTR https://www.strategy.com/press/strategy-increases-its-btc-reserve-to-673783-and-usd-reserve-to-2-point-25-billion_01-05-2026.

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Wishing Bitcoin a joyful 17th birthday!

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Bitcoin enhances the liquidity of $MSTR.
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Bitcoin adds intrigue to $MSTR.

Wishing you a joyful New Year! 🧡