tradinggonewrong

Me trying to time the market:

Sell? Moonshot. Hold? Flatline. Buy? Welcome to the basement.
I’m not an investor, I’m a reverse indicator.

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Me: “Finally in profit... just need to HODL.” 😌💼
My little sister: Dancing, presses a key. 💃🎧
Laptop: “Trade Executed: $ALLIN SOLD” 📉💀
Me: “NOOO! YOU CRASHED IT!” 😭

> In crypto, it’s not the market that betrays you...
It’s your little sister. 😤❤️
#CryptoComedy #HODLFail #SisterDidIt #TradingGoneWrong #DipStory