🚨 Enron 2.0: Now with Even Faster Fraud! 💰➡️💨

The Birds Aren’t Real team resurrected Enron, but instead of performance art, they just rugged a memecoin.

🔹 ENRON token launched on Solana
🔹 Pumped to $700M market cap in 7 minutes
🔹 Dumped 64% in an hour, -76% by midnight
🔹 "We are not doing a coin" → Proceeds to do a coin

Even the original Enron took years to collapse. This one needed just a lunch break. 🍽💀

Moral of the story: If it’s named after a legendary fraud, maybe don’t buy it. 🤷

#ENRON #ENRONcoin