Crypto Traders Right Now: A Horror Story

🔴 $BTC : -8.23% 😱

🟣 $ETH : -11.43% 💀

⚫ $XRP : -16.07% ☠️

🟡 $DOGE : -13.52% (Even Elon can't save it! 🚀➡️🌍)

Meanwhile, USDT & USDC chilling at $0.999 like: "We don’t know them. 😎"

📉 The Market Be Like:

New traders: "BUY THE DIP! 🚀"

Experienced traders: "WHICH DIP? THERE'S A NEW ONE EVERY 5 MINUTES! 😭"

Hold on tight, crypto fam! 😂

BTC

67,990.86

-0.20%

XRP

1.4333

+0.41%

TON

1.332

-2.70%

#CryptoCrash #Bitcoin #HODLOrCry #BearMarketVibes