Published: Apr 23, 2025 | Author, @MrJangKen | ID: 766881381

[☕ At a coffee shop, two crypto bros stare at their phones…]

Trader 1

🧑‍💼 Trader 1:

Bro… I think I just made the perfect trade!

🧑‍💻 Trader 2:

No way! Don’t tell me… You bought the dip?

🧑‍💼 Trader 1:

Exactly!

⬇️ Bought low.

⬇️ Then it went lower.

⬇️ Then it dipped again.

I held… then panicked…

🛑 Sold everything.

Then it went 🚀 UP!

🧑‍💻 Trader 2:

CLASSIC rookie move.

🧑‍💼 Trader 1:

But wait—I re-entered!

🧑‍💻 Trader 2:

At the bottom?

🧑‍💼 Trader 1:

Nah bro.

💥 FOMO'd at the top!

🧑‍💻 Trader 2:

And then it…?

🧑‍💼 Trader 1:

💀 Dumped harder than Terra Luna.

My portfolio? 🪦 Dead.

My dreams? ☁️ Vanished.

My soul? 📉 Still falling.

🧑‍💻 Trader 2:

So what do you have left?

🧑‍💼 Trader 1:

Just 14 SHIBA INU and 2 NFTs of a duck in sunglasses 🦆🕶️.

🧑‍💻 Trader 2:

Honestly… the duck is probably trading better than you.

🧑‍💼 Trader 1:

One’s wearing a Gucci belt 🦆💼

That’s my new retirement plan.

Trader 2

🔁 Moral of the story?

Don’t chase pumps. Set stop-losses.

And never trust a duck with a luxury belt 🫠

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