🚀 Crypto’s Not Sleeping — It’s Moonwalking! 🌕✹


What a wild week in the cryptosphere! From Bitcoin busting past $96K like it’s late for a halving party 🎉, to New Hampshire going full Satoshi and becoming the first U.S. state to launch a crypto reserve — the markets are buzzing. 🐝


📰 Meanwhile, back in the regulation jungle:




The GENIUS Act is sparking not-so-genius debates in Washington. đŸ€Ż




UK’s FCA is saying “No more crypto on credit!” đŸš«đŸ’ł




And Wall Street’s big dogs are back, pumping $2B+ into BTC ETFs. 🐂




Is this the institutional FOMO? Or the calm before a memecoin monsoon? đŸŒȘïžđŸ“ˆ


💡 Quick Hits:

✅ $BTC BTC: Holding strong above $96K
✅ $ETH ETH: Just chilling near $1.8K
✅ $XRP XRP: Flirting with $2.15


🎼 TL;DR: The crypto market's giving big “Level-Up” energy this week. From political plot twists to bullish inflows, it’s never boring in the digital frontier. đŸ’„


👉 Are you buying the dip, riding the wave, or just grabbing popcorn and watching the whales dance?


👇 Drop your moves in the comments!

BTC
BTCUSDT
67,788.5
+5.89%

ETH
ETHUSDT
2,051.15
+10.91%

XRP
XRPUSDT
1.4283
+6.11%


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