I'm too broke to even talk about crypto 😪!

But here I am... still talking about it. Well, it’s not a crime 👉🏻👈🏻

So a few days ago, I was chilling with a friend who’s basically addicted to get-rich-quick schemes.

(She’s been scammed more times than I can count. And yes, I’ve been one of her victims 😭)

This time she says, “It’s crypto!”

And I was like — “Girl. You’re too chaotic to learn crypto, and I’m too broke to invest in it.” 😂

But then she goes:

“I’ll give you $2 to start. Just give it back after you profit.”

I said, “$2?? Sis, who trades with $2??” 💀

She grins and pulls out her phone:

“There’s an app where people start with $2 and somehow get rich overnight.”

(Apparently, we just need to find the secret prompt to unlock the money.)

Then she shows me the app...

“Binance.”

🍃🍂🍃🍂🍃🍂

Girl, no. This ain’t Hogwarts — crypto doesn’t run on magic spells 🪄😂

So now I’m stuck with this situation.

Do YOU have a friend like that?

How do you stop them without breaking their heart? 😩

Please drop advice 🙏

#BinanceAlphaAlert

#BinancePizza

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