#TradingTypes101 There are traders... and then there are TRADERS.

📊 One wakes up at 5 AM to check charts.

🎲 Another wakes up at 11 AM and buys whatever’s pumping.

📚 One studies technical analysis for 3 years, loses $500.

💫 Another saw a TikTok, invested $50, now retired (somehow).

🧘‍♂️ Some scream “HODL!”, some scream “SELL!”, and some just scream.

⚰️ All swear “Never again”… until next dip.

Trading is 10% strategy, 90% emotional damage. 😂

But hey, if it was easy, we’d all be sipping coconut water on a beach!

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