😹 Elon Musk Tries to Buy the Moon... Again! 🌕💰🚀

BREAKING 📰

Rumor has it, Elon just offered 1 billion Dogecoin to NASA to rename the Moon “Muskland.”

When asked why, he simply said:

🧠 “I’ve got Twitter, Tesla, SpaceX... now I want some space real estate with branding power.”

The Moon’s response?

🌝 "I liked being independent, thanks."

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Audience Check-In: 👉 If Elon did own the Moon, what’s the first thing he’d build?

A. Tesla Supercharger Station

B. Dogecoin Mining Base

C. Tunnel to Mars

D. Intergalactic Meme Hall of Fame

Drop your pick in the comments! 😂👇

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