🎬 🎧 FUNNY ENGLISH REEL SCRIPT – ZOE’S BINANCE VIBES

🎙️ (Confident + playful tone)

"I'm Zoe…

And the day I can’t read a chart…"

📴

🎙️

"...I just turn off the Wi-Fi!" 😂

📈 [BTC chart flipping violently]

🎙️

"BTC goes up… then down…

It’s more unstable than my ex’s emotions!" 💔😭

📊 [Profile stats flash onscreen]

🎙️

"16,000+ trade signals — and each one shook the market!" 💥

"8,000+ people are watching me like 👀

…maybe for signals,

…maybe for my DP — I don’t blame them!" 😏😂

👽 [DP zoom with glowing effect]

🎙️

"My DP looks like I work undercover at Binance!" 🕶️

"And when a chart pattern starts forming…"

🕺📉

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"I say: ‘That’s not a breakout — that’s a breakDANCE!’" 💃🤣

🔨 [Red candle smacks down]

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"And the candle that betrayed me?

I SHORTED it out of pure revenge!" 🔨😂

🚀 [Follow button pulses]

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"Follow me…

or keep searching for entries at the bottom like a lost trader!" 🤡📉

🎙️ (Final punchline)

"Signals are free.

Swag? That’s limited edition." 😎🔥

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