đŸ€ŁđŸ’Š WHO BOUGHT $ETH AT $3K THINKING IT WAS “EASY MONEY”



is now in the office restroom, staring at red candles with AirPods in, syncing tears to the chart đŸ“‰đŸŽ§đŸšœ

“It’s just a dip,” they told themselves


“Any day now, bull run’s coming!”

Then reality hit — harder than 2021 gas fees đŸ’žđŸ”„

Meanwhile, the coins everyone clowned on?

Yep — they’re casually doing +300% overnight like it’s no big deal. 🚀😂

Meme coins are mooning.

ETH is snoozing.

And the maxis?

They’re starting to look at those “joke” tokens like:

👀 “Wait
 did I miss the train again?”

💬 Drop a đŸ™‹â€â™‚ïž if you’re coping

💬 Drop a 🚀 if you’re already surfing the next wave

Because in this market


The real pain isn’t losing money —

It’s watching your ignored bag 5x without you.

#ETH #CryptoConfessions #SwingTradeMood