🤡 Trump’s Foreign Policy = The Ultimate Plot Twist 🎭🇺🇸

Here’s a rollercoaster recap of one standoff:

1️⃣ “Leave Tehran immediately!”

2️⃣ “I said it to protect innocent lives.”

3️⃣ “Our patience is running out!”

4️⃣ “But we don’t want to lose soldiers.”

5️⃣ “We know where the Supreme Leader hides.”

6️⃣ “But we won’t strike him… yet.”

7️⃣ “Let’s talk.”

8️⃣ “But first — surrender unconditionally!”

9️⃣ “Mark your calendars — Jumeraat.”

🔟 “Next week, something big.”

1️⃣1️⃣ “We will attack Iran!”

1️⃣2️⃣ “Actually, we won’t.”

1️⃣3️⃣ “Give me 2 more weeks to decide.” 😵‍💫

📌 Conclusion:

Trump’s strategy has more twists than a meme coin chart! 📉💣

Trying to find logic here is like looking for a rug-proof token in Web3. 😂

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#TrumpLogic #Web3Humor #IranTensions #USPolitics #BinanceSquare #Geopolitics #CryptoSatire

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