đš BREAKING: ELON BABA GOES LIVE! đš
Elon Musk spotted predicting crypto futures with a $DOGE -powered crystal ball đ¶đź
People asked, âWhen moon?â đ
He whispered:
đ âAfter you HODL through 7 red candles and sacrifice 1 meme coin.â đđ
Elon Baba doesnât check chartsâŠ
Charts check with Elon Baba! đ€đ
His final message:
âThose who sell $DOGE will return as fiat beggars in their next life.â đđž
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