🚨 BREAKING: ELON BABA GOES LIVE! 🚨

Elon Musk spotted predicting crypto futures with a $DOGE -powered crystal ball 🐶🔮

People asked, “When moon?” 🌕

He whispered:

👉 “After you HODL through 7 red candles and sacrifice 1 meme coin.” 💀📉

Elon Baba doesn’t check charts…

Charts check with Elon Baba! 😤📊

His final message:

“Those who sell $DOGE will return as fiat beggars in their next life.” 😂💸

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