Portfolio = mood swings 😭😁”

“HODL till moon 🚀🌕”

“Bought dip… it dipped more 😐”

“Charts = free roller coaster 🎢”

“Lambo when? 🏎️😂”

“Crypto sleep schedule: broken 🛌😵”

“Heart says HOLD ❤️, bills say SELL 🧾”

“Trust issues = crypto charts 📉📈”

“Praying to Satoshi 🙏💰”

“Bag holder since forever 🎒😂”