#MarketTurbulence 🔥 "Ah yes, another day where my portfolio performs a perfect Olympic diving routine - straight down with minimal splashback. The Fed says 'transitory', my charts say 'obituary', and my margin account just filed for divorce. But hey, at least I'm getting really good at identifying 'undervalued' assets... right after they lose 90% of their value. Diamond hands? More like fossilized remains. Still holding though, because selling now would be like jumping out of a plane after the crash.’’