😂 Binance Trader Joke Post$BTC $ETH $BNB

I told my wallet we’re just “holding” this dip


Now it thinks we’re in a long-term relationship. 💔📉

My bank account checks Binance every 5 minutes and says:

“Bro
 are we investors or emotional damage collectors?” 😭💾

But hey


We don’t panic.

We don’t fear.

We just say: BUY THE DIP and pray for the pump! đŸš€đŸ”„

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