Alrightttt night owls 🌙🍰

Put the kids to bed, hide the portfolio, dim the lights… it’s time for tonight’s crypto confession session.

Big Daddy

$BTC

Spent the day pretending to be calm and responsible…

Then moved just enough to make everyone zoom in on the 5-minute chart like it holds the secrets of the universe.

Traders: “It’s a breakout.”

Also traders 12 minutes later: “It’s manipulation.”

Now let’s talk about our emotionally unavailable king…

$XRP

XRP tonight be like: 📈 “I rise.”

📉 “I humble.”

😌 “I test character.”

The XRP Army is unfazed though.

We’ve survived lawsuits.

We’ve survived delistings.

We’ve survived our own expectations.

At this point volatility just feels like cardio.🤸‍♀️🚴‍♂️

Meanwhile

Brad Garlinghouse probably somewhere talking about global payments and adoption while XRP holders whisper:

“Sir… respectfully… number go up?”

Regulators still circling like confused pigeons 🕊️

U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission trying to figure out if crypto is innovation or sorcery.

Crypto: “We are the future.”

SEC: “Fill out this form in triplicate.”

Altcoins tonight:

Some glowing.💡

Some coping.😊

Some writing apology letters to your portfolio.💌

But the vibe?

Quiet accumulation energy.🪙👛

Calm before chaos energy.🤗

Patience separates investors from tourists energy.😜

CryptoCupcake verdict 🌙🍰

We don’t panic.🫠

We observe.🫣

We sip tea.🫖

We wait for the plot twist.🧐

Because in crypto…

The ones who survive the boredom usually survive the bull run.🐂🏃‍♂️

Later cupcakes🧁

p.s • CryptoCupcake still loves 💖you even if your ‘long term hold’ lasted 17 minutes.🙃

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XRP

1.4322

+1.05%

BTC

67,888.3

+0.19%