Weekend in crypto be like… 😴📉

Even Bitcoin is chilling, Ethereum is on silent mode, and the candles look like they need coffee. ☕

Low volume, no drama — just the market pretending to “rest” before Monday decides to wake up and choose violence. 🚀😂 #SurviveTheMarket #WeekendWarrior #CryptoPatience $BTC $ETH $USDC