đ€Ł Todayâs Crypto Market Production:
đ Bitcoin (BTC): Acting like a lazy employee⊠just sitting at the same desk all day. đȘđŽ
đ Ethereum (ETH): Pretending to work hard, but secretly scrolling Twitter. đ„ïžđŠ
âïž XRP: Still in the courtroom filing paperwork⊠âYour honor, weâll moon soon!â âïžđ
đ Solana (SOL): Running around hyperactive like it had 5 cups of coffee âđ
đ¶ Dogecoin (DOGE): Just making everyone laugh with memes while price does nothing. đ€Ąđ¶
đ Meanwhile, my portfolio: âFired againâŠâ đŒđ
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