🚹 BREAKING NEWS! 🚹

đŸ‡ș🇾 Trump just declared
 ALTSEASON officially begins on November 10th, 2025! 😎📜

Sources say the executive order includes:

✅ Mandatory pumps

✅ 0% FUD tax

✅ And daily green candles for all holders đŸ˜‚đŸ”„

Brace yourselves, degenerates — the charts are about to turn patriotic! đŸ’„đŸ“ˆ

#Altseason #CryptoNews #TrumpEffectOnCrypto #cryptohumor #BullRunIncoming 🚀