đ€Ż The Great AI Exodus and the Inevitable Pump
Boredom, it turns out, is the ultimate market catalyst. For six agonizing months, the AI tokensâthe ones promising to make your coffee and predict the next black swan eventâhad traded sideways, then slightly downwards, mocking the "smart money" that had piled in. "The technology is revolutionary!" theyâd chanted, until their portfolios were decidedly un-revolutionary.
Finally, the savvy investors, led by the notoriously fickle Captain Algorithmus, threw in the towel. "Itâs clearly a dead end," Algorithmus declared to his remaining followers, all of whom were selling their AI stacks to chase the latest utility token involving decentralized pet grooming. "True alpha is now in FungiFi (Decentralized Mushroom Farming). Sell everything!"
The moment the last, weary AI bag was dumped onto the marketâwhen the charts showed a catastrophic, yet beautifully symmetrical, exit waveâsomething truly predictable happened. With zero warning, zero news, and zero logical explanation, the remaining AI tokens, held only by a handful of retail speculators who'd forgotten their passwords, collectively rocketed by 400%. Captain Algorithmus stared at the FungiFi chart, which had just hit a new all-time low, and sighed. The market always finds the most painfully ironic timing to reward the least-informed.
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