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Viral alert! A explosive cartoon has lit up social feeds: President-Elect Donald Trump, tie flapping, rockets a red Bitcoin sled through stormy skies, dodging debris while golden BTC coins rain down like confetti. Explosions? Just the old guard crumbling. This masterpiece, buzzing post-election, nails Trump's crypto pivotâremember his Bitcoin Conference vow to crown America the "crypto capital"? Now, with victory locked, insiders buzz about a BTC national reserve, stablecoin freedoms, and DeFi deregulation. BTC? Smashed $95K, up 15% overnightâBinance volumes exploding 40% on $TRUMP tokens! đ„
Skeptics cry volatility and energy woes, but Trump's crewâElon, Vivekâsignals tax perks for hodlers and Web3 booms in heartland hubs. No more fringe: Crypto's the rocket fuel for 2026. Strap inâyour portfolio's about to launch! What's your bet? #TrumpCrypto #BitcoinSleigh #BinanceBull #Crypto2025 #HODL $BTC $ETH $BNB