🚹 JUST IN — AMAZON JUST DROPPED A NUCLEAR BOMB ON THE AI INDUSTRY đŸ’ŁđŸ€Ż

The tech giant is reportedly gearing up to invest UP TO $50 BILLION to expand AI infrastructure for the U.S. Government đŸ‡șđŸ‡žđŸ€–

And guess who suddenly woke up from the dead?

👉 $DOGE

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ARMY barking louder than AWS servers đŸ¶âšĄ

Amazon building AI for the government


Meanwhile $DOGE holders thinking Jeff Bezos secretly coded Dogecoin in his garage đŸ˜­đŸ€Ł

This is the type of news that sends:

📈 Normies into FOMO

📈 Boomers into confusion

📉 Bears into depression

📣 And crypto Twitter into full clown mode đŸ€Ą

If Amazon starts plugging AI into government systems, imagine when they finally plug into memecoin culture


$DOGE might actually go from “joke coin” → “government pet” 🐕🚀

MARKETS ABOUT TO GET WILD.

Prepare yourselves. Brace your bags. Tighten your seatbelts.

Because when TradTech starts flexing billions


Crypto degenerates start flexing fantasies.

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