🚀 Airdrops Then vs Now (Painful Edition)

🟢 Airdrops in 2021–2022:

• Made 1 swap by mistake

• Volume: $7.52

• Didn’t even remember the protocol name

• Came back after 14 months

👉 Wallet: + $7,000 overnight

👉 You: “Wow nice, free money.”

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🔴 Airdrops in 2024–2025:

• Bridge $15k to 3 different chains

• LP for 6 months without touching it

• Farm 120 Discord XP levels

• Clear 40 Galxe quests

• Pass Sybil checks like you’re applying for a visa

• Gitcoin Passport score: 20+

• Connect Twitter + Discord + Email + Telegram + DNA sample

• Verify your eyeball with Worldcoin

• Hold 0.05 ETH minimum or get disqualified

• Complete daily streaks for 100+ days

• Mint 6 OATs, 3 NFTs, 1 Soulbound

• Invite 10 real humans (not cousins)

👉 Reward: 42 tokens worth $0.42,

👉 Locked for 5 years. Vesting starts in 2030.

💀 Question of the year:

Which requirement finally broke you? 👇🔥

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