🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS:

Apparently SHORTING $PIPPIN IS ILLEGAL NOW 🚔🚔

Because every time I short…

the chart decides to donate me free money 💸💀

PIPPINUSDT

Löpande

0.73511

+12.21%

📉 Entry at 0.396

📉 Price chilling at 0.386

📉 ROI casually flexing +53%

📉 PNL screaming +$650 like it’s nothing $PIPPIN

But yeah…

“Shorting is risky bro” 🤡

“Wait for confirmation bro” 🤡

“Market will reverse bro” 🤡

Meanwhile my screen:

🟢 GREEN

🟢 GREENER

🟢 GREENEST

I swear this profit is trying to end my trading career early 😭🔥

Heart rate 📈

Blood pressure 📈

PNL 📈📈📈

Reminder for everyone asking me “what to do now?”

➡️ I don’t chase pumps

➡️ I short euphoria

➡️ I farm emotions 😈

If this keeps dumping…

I might need to file a complaint for emotional damage 💀 $PIPPIN

#PIPPINUSDT #ShortGang #SarcasmTrading #FuturesLife #OverLeverageTherapy 😭📉🔥