Ever wondered if the EU tax authorities felt a bit lonely not knowing every single detail of your crypto life? đ§đž
Well, cheers to 2026, because DAC8 is officially here to turn your favorite exchanges into the ultimate neighborhood snitches! đ„đ
BTCUSDT
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AVAXUSDT
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Since January 1st, your "private" trades are being gift-wrapped and handed over to the government on a silver platter. Itâs truly touching how the authorities suddenly want to be your financial soulmate, tracking every satoshi like an obsessed ex who just can't let go. đ”ïžââïžđȘđș
LINKUSDT
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Privacy? Thatâs so last year. Now, weâre all living in a giant financial aquarium while the taxman watches us swim. If you thought decentralization was a cloak of invisibility, the EU just turned on the high-beam spotlights! đšđŠ
Better start practicing your "honest taxpayer" smile now! đ€Ąâš