🚨 SATIRE | EU PRIORITIES CHECK 🇪🇺🤣

After intense 24-hour monitoring of events in Venezuela, European experts have reportedly reached a critical conclusion:

🧴 The bottle cap was NOT attached.

An EU official (off the record):

“We can debate geopolitics later — but unsecured caps violate EU environmental standards. This is non-negotiable.”

🌍 Takeaway:

In a world of chaos, some rules are sacred.

Attached caps. Always.

#Humor #Satire #EU #Geopolitics

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