BREAKING: Denmark vs. Trump Edition 🇩🇰🇺🇸

Over 200,000 Danes just signed a petition… to BUY CALIFORNIA. Yes, you read that right. Why? Because Trump once joked about Greenland… and Denmark is like, hold my pastry.

Their “offer letter” includes:

Rule of law

Universal healthcare

Fact-based politics

A lifetime supply of Danish pastries

$AXS $S TO $BERA

Uno reverse card? ACTIVATED. 😎

The Danes aren’t just trolling—they’re serving diplomacy with a side of croissant.

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