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Welcome to the Bull Market Bistro đđ„
Todayâs specials are serving profit flavor only đ
đ„ Starter â $BTC Salad
Light, healthy pullbacks⊠just enough to keep long-term holders strong đȘ
Low risk, high nutrition.
đ Main Course â $ETH Noodles
Slow-cooked upgrades, layered with fees + L2 sauce đ
Gets better the longer you hold it.
đ Chefâs Special â $BNB Burger â
Juicy burns đ„
Extra utility cheese đ§
Served fresh with BINANCE ecosystem fries đ
House favorite.
đ¶ïž Spicy Side â Altcoin Wings
High heat đĄïž
High reward đŻ
Not for weak stomachs.
đ° Dessert â Memecoin Cake
Looks sweet đŹ
Tastes risky â ïž
Enjoy in small slices only.
â After-Meal Reminder
DYOR before you eat.
Over-leverage causes indigestion đ€ą
đšâđł Chefâs Tip:
The best portfolios are balanced meals, not junk food binges.
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