Bitcoin price: leaning harder than the Tower of Pisa.
Crypto experts: Relax guys… it’s just a healthy correction.
One expert says support is here.
Another says support is lower.
Third one says this dip is bullish.
Meanwhile BTC is like: bro, I’m tired, let me breathe.
Everyone pretending they’re holding the chart up with pure vibes and hopium.
Reality check: no one knows what’s next, and that’s the fun part.
Moral of the story?
Do your own research.
Use stop-loss.
And never trust a guy who draws lines like a karate move. 🥋😂