Bitcoin price: leaning harder than the Tower of Pisa.

Crypto experts: Relax guys… it’s just a healthy correction.

One expert says support is here.

Another says support is lower.

Third one says this dip is bullish.

Meanwhile BTC is like: bro, I’m tired, let me breathe.

Everyone pretending they’re holding the chart up with pure vibes and hopium.

Reality check: no one knows what’s next, and that’s the fun part.

Moral of the story?

Do your own research.

Use stop-loss.

And never trust a guy who draws lines like a karate move. 🥋😂