Breaking news from the FUD factory 🏭😂

FUDders have accused @CZ of everything under the sun — market manipulation, secret cabals, weather control, probably stealing socks from dryers too…

But I’m honestly shocked one thing is still missing:

❌ “CZ named in Epstein files”

Come on guys, that’s like FUD 101. Weak execution. Low creativity. No narrative layering.

At this point, I’d like to formally apply for the role of Head of Creative FUD & Conspiracy Synergies 🎭

Skills include:

• Connecting unrelated dots

• Anonymous sources named “TrustMeBro.eth”

• Screenshots with 12 red circles

• Threads that end with “👀👀👀”

Dear FUDders,

If you’re going to lie — at least lie professionally.

DMs open. CV available. 😌🚀

#cz_binance #FUD #sarcasm