Your 5 months of income? I just earned it in **5 minutes**.
Shorting **$RIVER** right now feels like printing money on easy mode. This chain-abstraction stablecoin gem pumped hard to an ATH around $24.77 just days ago (Jan 5, 2026), riding the DeFi hype wave with omni-CDP, satUSD minting across chains, and no bridges needed. But look at the cracks:
- Massive **$657M altcoin unlock event** (Jan 5–12) dumping daily $1M+ RIVER supply pressure
- Recent -9.4% weekly dip while the broader market chills
- Overheated technicals: bearish divergences, failed MA reclaims, cooling volume on higher timeframes
- Traders already calling shorts from $15–17 zones, targeting $10–$12 or lower
Price is hovering volatile around $20–22 today, but the momentum screams dead-cat bounce. Longs are overleveraged, funding rates juicy, and those linear unlocks keep selling flowing.
I timed the short perfectly—5 minutes from entry to fat green PNL. While degens chase pumps, smart money fades the euphoria. $RIVER had its run, but gravity hits hard in this market.
Who's joining the short side? Or still holding bags hoping for $40 moon? 😏
DYOR, NFA, high risk. Trade responsibly. 💸🐻
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