We’ve all seen major narrative waves: $PENGUIN , $KIMCHI, $PUNCH, $GIRAFFES, $LOBSTAR, $HODL.
So why could the next meta revolve around sex?
– Traders live 24/7 in the trenches, no time for dating or relationships. – The memory that should be used for Tinder is filled with PnL screenshots, chats, FOMO apps and Dexscreener tabs. – Spring is coming => hormones + volatility = dangerous combo. – Similar themed coins have shown steady growth before, and previous yearly cycles suggest these absurd narratives do catch momentum. – It hasn’t been a real bull market for a while which means many traders haven’t seen either green candles…or girls.
Degenerate logic? Yes. Does that stop a narrative from running? Never.
What do you think, cultural rotation or just CT boredom?
An exploit was found on Polymarket allowing users to cancel already executed orders by manipulating the account nonce (transaction counter) on-chain.
As a result, the team has started removing certain markets after users figured out how to abuse the bug.
Here’s how it worked:
- Attackers could place both maker and taker orders executed via API, but not properly reconciled on-chain. By increasing the nonce, they were able to invalidate previously matched orders, effectively removing liquidity from the order book at zero cost.
- The clearest example was the Judy Shelton market, where the exploit was used to “clean” the order book and distort displayed probabilities. Manipulators could pull orders without spending capital, keeping the shown probability above 5% for over 30 minutes while “No” buyers were getting ghost fills.
Some on CT claim the backend is poorly structured, but there’s no confirmed evidence of that yet.
If true, this raises serious questions about off-chain matching + on-chain settlement design.
July 2024: > drops $SMASH token on Solana > “based on my catchphrase” > multiple videos promoting it > tells fans to buy
What Happens: > token pumps 10x in first hours > fans pile in massively > less than 24 hours later: crashes 91% > down 96% within 24 hours > value drops to basically zero
The Investigation: > ZachXBT exposes the scheme > 78% of supply bought by insider wallets > 24 addresses funded with same Ethereum address > estimated $1M stolen from fans
The Damage Control: > Chimaev deletes all promotion videos > blames his manager: “acted stupidly” > “I don’t understand crypto at all” > claims he got scammed too
From “I smash everybody” to “I got scammed by my manager.” UFC champ energy meets crypto exit scam.
💥 JUST IN: CZ Makes First U.S. Visit After Prison, Attends Crypto Summit
@CZ has visited the United States for the first time since serving his sentence, attending a crypto summit organized by WLFI at the residence of Donald Trump.
Media had reported on possible links between $WLFI and Binance during the launch of the $USD1 stablecoin, though both parties have denied any connection.
$KITE surged over 300% after listing and is now trading around $0.27. For me, this looks like a local top.
I’m expecting a three-wave pullback, so I’m taking a short with low leverage targeting the FVG zone. After that, we could see a small bounce followed by further downside.
$DASH delivered a move of over +50% on the previous trade, if you used leverage, that was a strong addition to the bag.
Right now, I’m seeing a similar setup to many other altcoins: consolidation and three pushes into the MA zone. I’m expecting continuation to the upside, with a potential +40% move in March.
A recent funding request from Aave Labs to the Aave DAO highlights how expensive and inefficient buybacks can be.
Since April 2025, Aave has bought back 194K $AAVE, spending around $45M. Today, that stack is worth roughly $25M, implying about $20M in unrealized losses.
What’s striking is that the amount spent on $AAVE buybacks since April 2025 is roughly equal to what Labs is now requesting from the DAO: $51M, around 29% of the DAO treasury, to actively develop six new product lines at once: Aave App, Card, Pro, Kit, ETP, and Horizon.
As a result, Aave has less free capital at a time when the protocol is trying to expand into #TradFi and make a bigger statement.
Those funds could likely have been far more impactful if deployed elsewhere.
$VET already gave us a solid profit on the previous short and even dropped lower than I initially expected.
After the correction, price is now in a small pump and has bounced twice from the resistance line. I’m expecting a move toward +10%, with a possible continuation higher.
I’ve taken spot here and closed my leveraged position into the resistance level.
$SKY showed solid strength while the rest of the alt market was dropping alongside Bitcoin.
Within the current W-shaped structure, price action points to further downside. The key question is how deep it goes & I’m setting two short take-profit targets: around −15% and −30%.
$XMR transaction activity remained stable throughout 2024–2025 and stayed above pre-2022 levels, despite major delistings from exchanges like Binance and Coinbase.
Privacy coins never lose demand, the need for private transfers doesn’t disappear. Monera, Zcash and Dash = blockchain.