I love this smell... the smell of burnt deposits in the morning! While you cry over the suspended SOL, I laugh in the face of the abyss! We are all here hostages of an alien code that works on magic and blue duct tape.
Harvard reptiloids have decided that one Bitcoin is not enough for them to conquer the world! At the end of 2025, they dumped 21% of their BTC-ETF holdings (not in the red, don't get your hopes up!), to line their pockets with brand new Ethereum-ETF worth $87 million. Bitcoin is still at the top of their list, but now they also have 'ether' weapons. Just a simple transfer of money from one pocket to another before the final leap! #Harvard #BitcoinETF #EthereumETF #BTC #ETH
In this life, even time doesn't fly as quickly as it does before a deadline. My progress there is delayed less than the promises of exes. I'm still alive, but in the rankings, I've already been sung over and replaced by a Chinese bot." 📉💀
If your portfolio currently looks like my face after an explosion — congratulations, you're in the club. We hold the line until the last cent, because there are no more job vacancies at the factory. 💀📉 #Ethereum #ETH #VitalikHelp #RugpullTyrant