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🚨 SHOCKING WARNING:
TRUMP TO CHINA — “TRY TO WEAKEN THE DOLLAR… AND BE READY FOR THE RESULT” 🇨🇳🇺🇸 (also lol that’s the 🇱🇷 flag)$ZIL $BULLA $BIRB

Meanwhile China’s out here quietly speedrunning “Plan B”:
Pushing yuan trade with BRICS + commodity partners
Stacking real metal (PBoC has been adding gold consistently — official holdings are ~2,306 tonnes)
Trying to make “paper promises” look… very 1990s

Dollar gang: “Nothing to see here.”
China: “Just rearranging the global money system, don’t mind us.” 😭📉

#TRUMP #TrumpCrypto #GOLD #FINKY

🇺🇸 #MACRO USA - ISM SERVICES PMI (JAN) = 53.8 (PREVIOUSLY 54.4)

#Economy #ISM #PMI #MarketUpdate

🚨JUST IN🚨
The ODDS that BITCOIN and CRYPTO MARKET STRUCTURE LEGISLATION gets SIGNED into LAW this year surge to OVER 70% — Polymarket 🇺🇸 🚀

#Bitcoin #Legislation #CryptoLaw #CryptoNews #CryptoMarket

🚨 INSIGHT ALERT 🚨

slams ’s Bitcoin push
Says China is “too smart” to care about Bitcoin
Meanwhile… BTC still living rent-free in his head $SYN $ZKP $ARC

📉 Gold maxi coping
📈 Bitcoin doesn’t need permission
🇨🇳 China: busy doing China things

#TRUMP #CryptoNews #TrumpEndsShutdown #FINKY

🚨BREAKING🚨
🇪🇺🤝🇺🇸 EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT WAKES UP
Moves to “resume efforts” on a MAJOR US trade deal

#EU #USA #TradeAgreement #GlobalEconomy #EUUSRelations

🚨BREAKING: “FED EMERGENCY STATEMENT” at 6:30 PM ET 🚨
Translation: a scheduled speech called “Monetary Policy and the Economic Outlook”

#BreakingCryptoNews

🚨JACK YI REALLY SAID “DIAMOND HANDS” THEN CLICKED “MAX LEVERAGE” ON AAVE

Built a $1B+ leveraged ETH long and became a top holder in late 2025.

Now sitting on -$562M unrealized as ETH bleeds 📉 �

X (formerly Twitter)
Then casually dumped $367M+ ETH on BINANCE like it’s “risk management” 💸 �
X (formerly Twitter) +1

And the best part? If $ETH hits ~$1,800, that $1B+ position gets nuked (liquidation)

#JackYi #ETH #CryptoLosses #Liquidation #Binance    

🚨LATEST: MIKE NOVOGRATZ'S
Galaxy Digital really said: “Q4 2025 was just a little red”📉

Net loss: $482M (thanks to falling crypto prices) �

Galaxy Digital Inc. +1
One-time restructuring hit: ~$160M
Galaxy Digital Inc. +1

But they’ll still flex: $426M full-year adjusted gross profit 💪

Galaxy Digital Inc. +1
And ended 2025 sitting on $2.6B cash + stablecoins like nothing happened 💰

#Crypto #Finance #GalaxyDigital #MikeNovogratz #Q4Results

🚨ETF FLOWS (Feb 3) — “SMART MONEY” CHECK-IN🚨

📉 BTC Spot ETFs: -$272.02M
👀 “Institutions are bullish bro” — yeah, bullish on the EXIT button.

📈 ETH Spot ETFs: +$14.06M
Small inflow… aka dip-buying with lunch money.

🟢SOL Spot ETFs: +$1.24M
That’s not a flow, that’s a tip jar.

🟩XRP Spot ETFs: +$19.46M
XRP quietly collecting while BTC getting drained.

#Bitcoin #Ethereum #Solana #xrp #FINKY

🚨JUST IN: GOLD said “no dips, only rips”
📈 Spot gold is trading around $5,046/oz after an intraday range that tapped above $5,085/oz

#Gold #MarketNews #PriceSurge #Crypto #Blockchain

🚨BREAKING🚨
Vitalik reportedly says: “The original vision for L2s and their role in Ethereum no longer makes sense.”
Also: “We need a new path forward.🔥$ETH gas fees at the lowest point ever
So… L2s got promoted, then instantly put on a Performance Improvement Plan.

#Ethereum #VitalikButerin #Crypto #Blockchain #ETH

🚨JUST IN🚨 Elon Musk reportedly hit $850,000,000,000 net worth.
At this point it’s not “rich,” it’s a new category of physics.

#ElonMusk #HistoryMade #Billionaire #Crypto #Investing

🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $XRP SPOT ETFS RECORDED A NET INFLOW OF $19.46M ON FEBRUARY 3.

#Bitcoin #Ethereum #MarketTrends #Blockchain #FINKY

🔥JUST IN: BINANCE SAFU FUND BOUGHT ANOTHER 1,315 $BTC WORTH $100.42M!

🚨 TOTAL PURCHASES NOW AT 2,630 $BTC ($201.12M) OVER THE PAST 2 DAYS!

#Bitcoin #Binance #SAFU #Crypto #BitcoinNews

🇨🇦 Canada. is already in a recession,” says an economist.
So we’re not “heading into it”… we’re just already living in it.
GDP sneezing, jobs wheezing, wallets in ICU — but don’t worry, they’ll rename it “a soft vibes slowdown.

#CanadaRecession #Economy #CanadaNews #Recession2026 #EconomicDownturn

🚨BREAKING:
Tether really said “never mind”

So that $15–$20B fundraise? Dropped.
Why? Investors apparently looked at that $500B valuation and hit them with the “be serious” button.

CEO Paolo Ardoino now says the $15–$20B target was a “misconception” 💀
And the advisers are allegedly circling back like: “Okay okay… what about $5B?”

From $20B dreams ➝ $5B “just a lil something” 📉

#Tether #Funding #VALUATION #Investing
#FINKY

🚨BULLISH🚨
BitMine really said: “Lost $6 BILLION? Cool. Add more.”
JUST BOUGHT: $40,000,000 worth of $ETH
AFTER: a $6,000,000,000 loss on holdings

#Crypto #ETH #Bitcoin #Blockchain #FINKY

🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇻🇪 The U.S. just “returned” $500,000,000 from Venezuela’s first oil sale — and they’re acting like it’s a charity donation.💸

#US #OilDeal #InternationalRelations #BreakingNews #FINKY

🚨CANADA REALLY SAID “NOT YOUR KEYS? OUR RULES.” 🇨🇦
🔐New crypto custody framework: platforms must clearly disclose how they store your assets (no more mystery “trust us bro” storage).
⚖️If funds go missing, firms are now legally liable — imagine accountability in crypto 😭
💥Single-key” custody getting cooked — third-party safeguards required so one person can’t nuke the whole vault.

#crypto #Canada #Blockchain #Custody #FINKY