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Best advert for crypto that exists

Forgot to eat for an entire day at a crypto conference again

Was ETH also working on the Iranian nuclear program or what

Between the Circle IPO drama feat. Arca and the breakout of the thousand year Musk v Trump jihad, today is promising to be a real Halley’s Comet under a red moon day for posting

If I look away for five minutes the President is gonna namedoxx all of Musk’s kids

All of you guys spent years chasing beta in the altcoin markets while I steadily accrued on-chain stock in Circle via USDC

Quick question: when does it convert to the IPO price?

Tagging @stayloudio one time, but I want to hedge against it overwhelming my mentions, so:

100 likes and I thirst trap post on main
200 likes and I don’t

Hope this airdrop retires me, good luck!

Just scored 100% on a karaoke machine for Rap God before leaving the ETHDublin afterparty AMA

Doing the opening talk of ETHDublin with @andyhyfi in 30 minutes

We've both just woken up, violently hungover

Let's go

Getting my first tattoo in Dublin

It’s an Ethereum logo teardrop to commemorate every single time I’ve been liquidated on God’s most hated digital asset

Inspired somewhat by @cryptofelon’s transformation post

ETHIreland last year vs heading to ETHIreland tonight

You can just do things

Owning HEX is proof of work

Can’t fake it. Everyone knows it’s retarded. You have to have staked it over a long period of time.

Idk if I see someone who is a HEX whale, I feel like it tells me a lot about them

I am deeply overexposed to 3500 calls and need everyone still short to get violently blown out

Please do with this as you will

BREAKING: white smoke emerges from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel, indicating that Ether has reclaimed $2,000

Never trading shitcoins during a water fast again