Maelsoto Caralipontor
Criptoadicto en entrenamiento. Aprendo, me río y comparto lo que vivo en esta montaña rusa digital. vamos por el viaje y por las ganancias también.
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👑👑 The Crypto Kingdom: a story to understand the market
Once upon a time, there was a digital territory where prices rose and fell like tides.
A place misunderstood by many, but full of opportunities for those who learned to observe it.
That place was known as the Crypto Kingdom.
In this kingdom, not everyone rules, not everyone survives, and not everyone is made to govern.
Here exist hierarchies, roles, and social classes, just like in any empire.
👑 The King – Bitcoin (BTC)
The first to sit on the throne.
Ancient, strong, and respected even by its enemies.
A place misunderstood by many, but full of opportunities for those who learned to observe it.
That place was known as the Crypto Kingdom.
In this kingdom, not everyone rules, not everyone survives, and not everyone is made to govern.
Here exist hierarchies, roles, and social classes, just like in any empire.
👑 The King – Bitcoin (BTC)
The first to sit on the throne.
Ancient, strong, and respected even by its enemies.
👁 Watch out for misleading advertising on the platform! 👁
The other day I saw a sign in the local newspaper that said:
"People needed who want to lose 25 to 50 kilos."🏃
Excited, I signed up…
And it was to unload a truck of cement. 😩💪
What a disappointment!
In crypto, it’s the same. They sell you projects with neon lights:
💰 “Earn without doing anything”,
🚀 “This token is going to the moon”,
🎁 “Just connect your wallet and cash out”.
But remember: not everything that glitters is gold... or OT.
Like that time I saw a golden watch at the market: it shone like the sun...
But it peeled off with the first hand wash! 🫠⌚
🧠 Tips to avoid falling for it:
🔒 Never sign without knowing.
📚 Research the project well.
🚩 If it promises a lot and very easily, be suspicious.
And you? What “fake sparkle” tried to deceive you lately? 👀👇
#HumorCrypto $BTC
The other day I saw a sign in the local newspaper that said:
"People needed who want to lose 25 to 50 kilos."🏃
Excited, I signed up…
And it was to unload a truck of cement. 😩💪
What a disappointment!
In crypto, it’s the same. They sell you projects with neon lights:
💰 “Earn without doing anything”,
🚀 “This token is going to the moon”,
🎁 “Just connect your wallet and cash out”.
But remember: not everything that glitters is gold... or OT.
Like that time I saw a golden watch at the market: it shone like the sun...
But it peeled off with the first hand wash! 🫠⌚
🧠 Tips to avoid falling for it:
🔒 Never sign without knowing.
📚 Research the project well.
🚩 If it promises a lot and very easily, be suspicious.
And you? What “fake sparkle” tried to deceive you lately? 👀👇
#HumorCrypto $BTC
🎥 No weapons show for CRYPTO … inform yourself well first.
Not everything that goes up is a pump, nor is everything that goes down a scam. 😅
My ex was so jealous and distrustful that every time she got in the car, she found a woman's hair. 🚗💇♀️
First time: dark hair. 🖤
—Who is the brunette you are with?
Second time: blonde hair. 💛
—Now you are dating a blonde?
Third time: reddish hair. 🔥
—A redhead! Seriously?
I got tired. I had the car cleaned inside and out, meticulously.
Zero hairs. Clean as an operating room! 🏥
She got in... checked for 15 minutes...
And got angry anyway. 😤
—Come on... Now you are with someone who doesn't even have hair, right?
We broke up. OBVIOUSLY. 💔
Not every woman who gets in my car is because she is my girlfriend, just like....
Not everything that goes up is a pump, nor is everything that goes down a deception. 🤔
Pump: false and rapid rise to sell quickly and leave losses. 💨
Scam: scam that disappears with your money. 💀
But not everything is like that:
✔️ Sometimes a crypto goes up due to good news or real progress. 📈
✔️ And it goes down due to normal corrections, not always because it is a deception. 📉
Before buying or selling, investigate:
🔍 Who is behind it?
🔍 What does the project do?
🔍 Is the community active?
Don't react just to the price, that's how you lose money. 💸
Learn, inform yourself and act with a cool head. 🧠
Have you ever found a “suspicious hair” in your crypto portfolio and almost created a drama? 😂🔥 Share your story!
#HumorCrypto $BTC
Not everything that goes up is a pump, nor is everything that goes down a scam. 😅
My ex was so jealous and distrustful that every time she got in the car, she found a woman's hair. 🚗💇♀️
First time: dark hair. 🖤
—Who is the brunette you are with?
Second time: blonde hair. 💛
—Now you are dating a blonde?
Third time: reddish hair. 🔥
—A redhead! Seriously?
I got tired. I had the car cleaned inside and out, meticulously.
Zero hairs. Clean as an operating room! 🏥
She got in... checked for 15 minutes...
And got angry anyway. 😤
—Come on... Now you are with someone who doesn't even have hair, right?
We broke up. OBVIOUSLY. 💔
Not every woman who gets in my car is because she is my girlfriend, just like....
Not everything that goes up is a pump, nor is everything that goes down a deception. 🤔
Pump: false and rapid rise to sell quickly and leave losses. 💨
Scam: scam that disappears with your money. 💀
But not everything is like that:
✔️ Sometimes a crypto goes up due to good news or real progress. 📈
✔️ And it goes down due to normal corrections, not always because it is a deception. 📉
Before buying or selling, investigate:
🔍 Who is behind it?
🔍 What does the project do?
🔍 Is the community active?
Don't react just to the price, that's how you lose money. 💸
Learn, inform yourself and act with a cool head. 🧠
Have you ever found a “suspicious hair” in your crypto portfolio and almost created a drama? 😂🔥 Share your story!
#HumorCrypto $BTC
🤡 Rejuvenate your bank account without surgery: WRITE AND WIN… and cash out in crypto. 💰✍️
When the girl I liked told me she didn't date people without money, I asked her why that was.
She replied:
—"Look at me… I have had several surgeries."💃🏼
I asked her what kind.
And she proudly said:
—"Two cesareans and they removed my gallbladder." 😅
I may not have surgeries, but I've started to operate on my financial life with something better than a scalpel:
👉 Binance Feed.
A few days ago, I discovered the program “Write and Win,” where you can earn crypto (USDT) just for posting.
I didn't invest money, I'm not an expert…
I just share what I learn, memes, stories like this, and every day more people read me. 🟡
📢 If you know how to write, teach, or simply make people laugh, you already have what it takes.
No cosmetic surgery is needed. Just a desire to create. 💡
What story do you have to tell that could help you earn your first dollar in crypto?💰💰
#EscribeYGana $BTC
When the girl I liked told me she didn't date people without money, I asked her why that was.
She replied:
—"Look at me… I have had several surgeries."💃🏼
I asked her what kind.
And she proudly said:
—"Two cesareans and they removed my gallbladder." 😅
I may not have surgeries, but I've started to operate on my financial life with something better than a scalpel:
👉 Binance Feed.
A few days ago, I discovered the program “Write and Win,” where you can earn crypto (USDT) just for posting.
I didn't invest money, I'm not an expert…
I just share what I learn, memes, stories like this, and every day more people read me. 🟡
📢 If you know how to write, teach, or simply make people laugh, you already have what it takes.
No cosmetic surgery is needed. Just a desire to create. 💡
What story do you have to tell that could help you earn your first dollar in crypto?💰💰
#EscribeYGana $BTC
🔴 **Don't do this on Binance:
Beginner's error can be corrected. But blatant cheating... is punished.** ⚖️🚫
🎁 For my birthday, my new girlfriend says to me:
—Honey, can you buy me a cellphone?
I say: —And the other one?
And she replies: —The other one is going to buy me a tablet.
📴 My operating system restarted...
💔 SINGLE AGAIN.
Just like in love, on Binance there are also "players" who think they can outsmart the system.
But there are no second chances here.
If you cheat... you go straight to the freezer. ❄️
🚫 Here are 5 things you should NEVER do on Binance if you want to keep your account:
🔹 1. Having more than one personal account.
You are not Spider-Man. There is no multiverse here. 🕸️
🔹 2. Using false data or modified documents.
Binance wants to know you, not for you to invent a character. 🎭
🔹 3. Lending your account to someone else.
Not to your cousin, not to your partner, not to the dog. Each account is personal. 🔐
🔹 4. Cheating with referrals.
If you invite yourself... you also block yourself. 🪤
🔹 5. Using suspicious external apps.
Those "miraculous" bots only bring chaos. And bans. 🤖💥
✅ Conclusion:
Binance rewards those who play fair. If you want to last, do things right.
Because here, the one who cheats... doesn't come back. 🚷
💬 Have you also had your operating system restarted for trusting the wrong person (or strategy)? 😅👇
Let me know, I'm reading you!
#HumorCrypto $BTC
Beginner's error can be corrected. But blatant cheating... is punished.** ⚖️🚫
🎁 For my birthday, my new girlfriend says to me:
—Honey, can you buy me a cellphone?
I say: —And the other one?
And she replies: —The other one is going to buy me a tablet.
📴 My operating system restarted...
💔 SINGLE AGAIN.
Just like in love, on Binance there are also "players" who think they can outsmart the system.
But there are no second chances here.
If you cheat... you go straight to the freezer. ❄️
🚫 Here are 5 things you should NEVER do on Binance if you want to keep your account:
🔹 1. Having more than one personal account.
You are not Spider-Man. There is no multiverse here. 🕸️
🔹 2. Using false data or modified documents.
Binance wants to know you, not for you to invent a character. 🎭
🔹 3. Lending your account to someone else.
Not to your cousin, not to your partner, not to the dog. Each account is personal. 🔐
🔹 4. Cheating with referrals.
If you invite yourself... you also block yourself. 🪤
🔹 5. Using suspicious external apps.
Those "miraculous" bots only bring chaos. And bans. 🤖💥
✅ Conclusion:
Binance rewards those who play fair. If you want to last, do things right.
Because here, the one who cheats... doesn't come back. 🚷
💬 Have you also had your operating system restarted for trusting the wrong person (or strategy)? 😅👇
Let me know, I'm reading you!
#HumorCrypto $BTC
😇My first time was… with the candle lit.🔥
There was tension in the air.
Everything was new, dark…
and I was kind of nervous.😱
I approached slowly,
with my breath ragged.
It was my first time.❤️
I touched it exactly where I should...
it responded.
I wanted to do it.
And after a few seconds…
Bang! Everything lit up... TOTAL EXPLOSION!🎆
And for the first time, I opened myself to a new world:
TO THE CRYPTO WORLD...My first transaction on BINANCE...💰❤️💰
📌 $5 in USDT.
It didn't hurt. It wasn't weird.
And yes… it made me want to do it again. 😅
📌 What came next:
more confidence, more knowledge, and yes... more desire. 💪
Because when you overcome the fear of starting,
everything else falls into place 🔥
💡 Tips for your first time...on Binance, of course 😁
✅ Start small. The important thing is to test and learn.
✅ Activate 2FA (two-factor authentication) for added security.
✅ Don't share your recovery phrase with anyone (not even your crush!)
✅ Beware of strange links and promises of easy money.
✅ Always use the official app or verified website.
✅ And if something doesn't sound right... don't do it. In crypto, instinct also protects.
👉 Oh, and always use protection: 2FA, secure wallets, and common sense.
Not all that glitters in crypto is gold 😉
Still haven't taken the first step?
Comment "🟡" and I'll join you with the lit candle 🔥.
#MiPrimeraCripto $BTC
There was tension in the air.
Everything was new, dark…
and I was kind of nervous.😱
I approached slowly,
with my breath ragged.
It was my first time.❤️
I touched it exactly where I should...
it responded.
I wanted to do it.
And after a few seconds…
Bang! Everything lit up... TOTAL EXPLOSION!🎆
And for the first time, I opened myself to a new world:
TO THE CRYPTO WORLD...My first transaction on BINANCE...💰❤️💰
📌 $5 in USDT.
It didn't hurt. It wasn't weird.
And yes… it made me want to do it again. 😅
📌 What came next:
more confidence, more knowledge, and yes... more desire. 💪
Because when you overcome the fear of starting,
everything else falls into place 🔥
💡 Tips for your first time...on Binance, of course 😁
✅ Start small. The important thing is to test and learn.
✅ Activate 2FA (two-factor authentication) for added security.
✅ Don't share your recovery phrase with anyone (not even your crush!)
✅ Beware of strange links and promises of easy money.
✅ Always use the official app or verified website.
✅ And if something doesn't sound right... don't do it. In crypto, instinct also protects.
👉 Oh, and always use protection: 2FA, secure wallets, and common sense.
Not all that glitters in crypto is gold 😉
Still haven't taken the first step?
Comment "🟡" and I'll join you with the lit candle 🔥.
#MiPrimeraCripto $BTC
📈 Not every curve deserves your attention...
💸 Check before you put your wallet (and your heart) in.
😅 What has been the strangest “granulated cola” you've seen in crypto?
I'm listening 👇🔥
💸 Check before you put your wallet (and your heart) in.
😅 What has been the strangest “granulated cola” you've seen in crypto?
I'm listening 👇🔥
⚠️Are all the upward curves good?📈📈
😡Just because the operation to enlarge her backside didn’t go so well, she left me...
Her curves turned out a bit awkward, and to cheer her up, I told her:
"Don’t worry, maybe you’ll get a modeling contract with the GRANULATED KOLA." ☝🏾
She hung up on me. Obvious. 💔
But from that love drama, I learned something valuable:
Not everything that goes up is well put together.🤷
In the crypto world, it’s the same: there are coins that inflate quickly, look appealing, but when you look closely… they have weak fundamentals.🪙
So if you see a new crypto that everyone is buying like it’s hot bread, take a breath.
Before you jump in:
✅ Check the project: Does it have real utility or just hype?
✅ Who is behind it? Serious people or shady influencers?
✅ Does it have liquidity or is it just pretty smoke?
Because yes, in crypto there are many attractive curves…
but the important thing is that they don’t leave you without a wallet (or a heart). 💸💔
#HumorCrypto $BTC
😡Just because the operation to enlarge her backside didn’t go so well, she left me...
Her curves turned out a bit awkward, and to cheer her up, I told her:
"Don’t worry, maybe you’ll get a modeling contract with the GRANULATED KOLA." ☝🏾
She hung up on me. Obvious. 💔
But from that love drama, I learned something valuable:
Not everything that goes up is well put together.🤷
In the crypto world, it’s the same: there are coins that inflate quickly, look appealing, but when you look closely… they have weak fundamentals.🪙
So if you see a new crypto that everyone is buying like it’s hot bread, take a breath.
Before you jump in:
✅ Check the project: Does it have real utility or just hype?
✅ Who is behind it? Serious people or shady influencers?
✅ Does it have liquidity or is it just pretty smoke?
Because yes, in crypto there are many attractive curves…
but the important thing is that they don’t leave you without a wallet (or a heart). 💸💔
#HumorCrypto $BTC
⚠️Are all the upward curves good?📈📈
😡Just because the operation to enlarge her backside didn’t go so well, she left me...
Her curves turned out a bit awkward, and to cheer her up, I told her:
"Don’t worry, maybe you’ll get a modeling contract with the GRANULATED KOLA." ☝🏾
She hung up on me. Obvious. 💔
But from that love drama, I learned something valuable:
Not everything that goes up is well put together.🤷
In the crypto world, it’s the same: there are coins that inflate quickly, look appealing, but when you look closely… they have weak fundamentals.🪙
So if you see a new crypto that everyone is buying like it’s hot bread, take a breath.
Before you jump in:
✅ Check the project: Does it have real utility or just hype?
✅ Who is behind it? Serious people or shady influencers?
✅ Does it have liquidity or is it just pretty smoke?
Because yes, in crypto there are many attractive curves…
but the important thing is that they don’t leave you without a wallet (or a heart). 💸💔
#HumorCrypto $BTC
😡Just because the operation to enlarge her backside didn’t go so well, she left me...
Her curves turned out a bit awkward, and to cheer her up, I told her:
"Don’t worry, maybe you’ll get a modeling contract with the GRANULATED KOLA." ☝🏾
She hung up on me. Obvious. 💔
But from that love drama, I learned something valuable:
Not everything that goes up is well put together.🤷
In the crypto world, it’s the same: there are coins that inflate quickly, look appealing, but when you look closely… they have weak fundamentals.🪙
So if you see a new crypto that everyone is buying like it’s hot bread, take a breath.
Before you jump in:
✅ Check the project: Does it have real utility or just hype?
✅ Who is behind it? Serious people or shady influencers?
✅ Does it have liquidity or is it just pretty smoke?
Because yes, in crypto there are many attractive curves…
but the important thing is that they don’t leave you without a wallet (or a heart). 💸💔
#HumorCrypto $BTC
🔊 Is BINANCE SAFE?
👮♂️ As a teenager, I was left to take care of my sister when her boyfriend came to visit.
One night the power goes out 💡...
And in the darkness, I hear my sister whisper:
—Take advantage, love... take advantage 😳
The guy took the iron, the blender, and two phones that were poorly parked on the table 📱🥴
Since then, I take security very seriously.
And even more so in crypto.
✔️ BINANCE IS SAFE.
But like anywhere, you have to take precautions.
Because yes… just like in my house, someone who looks romantic can also show up in Binance…
and run away with your entire portfolio if you’re not careful! 😅
🔐 If you’re just starting out, write this down:
✅ Activate 2FA (two-factor authentication).
✅ Never share your recovery phrase.
✅ Be careful with strange links or promises of “easy money” (yes, they also whisper “take advantage...”) 👁
✅ Always use the official app or the verified website.
✅ And when in doubt... DO nothing.
The fear of “missing out” is the best hook to lose EVERYTHING.
👀 Did you also learn the hard way what security in crypto is?
I’ll read you in the comments. ⬇️
#CryptoSecurity2025 $BTC
👮♂️ As a teenager, I was left to take care of my sister when her boyfriend came to visit.
One night the power goes out 💡...
And in the darkness, I hear my sister whisper:
—Take advantage, love... take advantage 😳
The guy took the iron, the blender, and two phones that were poorly parked on the table 📱🥴
Since then, I take security very seriously.
And even more so in crypto.
✔️ BINANCE IS SAFE.
But like anywhere, you have to take precautions.
Because yes… just like in my house, someone who looks romantic can also show up in Binance…
and run away with your entire portfolio if you’re not careful! 😅
🔐 If you’re just starting out, write this down:
✅ Activate 2FA (two-factor authentication).
✅ Never share your recovery phrase.
✅ Be careful with strange links or promises of “easy money” (yes, they also whisper “take advantage...”) 👁
✅ Always use the official app or the verified website.
✅ And when in doubt... DO nothing.
The fear of “missing out” is the best hook to lose EVERYTHING.
👀 Did you also learn the hard way what security in crypto is?
I’ll read you in the comments. ⬇️
#CryptoSecurity2025 $BTC
If you ever thought that halving was a party or that candles were for a romantic dinner... this poem is for you.
Like it, because learning with humor also adds up.
#HumorCrypto
Like it, because learning with humor also adds up.
#HumorCrypto
MONDAY OF POEM: if the market doesn't rise, let the spirits rise.📉📈
I started with fear, not knowing what to touch,
among candles, coins, and some strange button.
I thought that USDT was a new place,
and the bear market, an expensive zoo.
🐆
I read about staking thinking of a barbecue,
and seeing the Launchpool... is that a pool?
My doubts grew with each scribbled chart,
but something pushed me to reach my goal.📈
I didn't understand BNB, nor how it was earned,
I only saw little arrows, numbers, and pressure.
But every mistake was a lesson that stayed,
and today I'm still learning, with less confusion.👨🏫
I thought halving was a secret party,
and that the market had a changing mood.
Sometimes it goes up, sometimes it challenges you,
but one learns to be much more thoughtful.
🕺
Now I check my tokens with mate in hand,
without fear to touch what I didn't even look at before.
And although I still have a long way to go, I feel more human,
because he who learns to lose, also always wins.
💰
So if you're the same, a bit dizzy,
keep on the journey, without shame or drama.
Nobody was born knowing about the market,
and everything begins with a good plot.
❤️
It doesn't matter if you start without knowing even a little,
follow me and let's grow in this beautiful world.🫵
#HumorCrypto $BTC
I started with fear, not knowing what to touch,
among candles, coins, and some strange button.
I thought that USDT was a new place,
and the bear market, an expensive zoo.
🐆
I read about staking thinking of a barbecue,
and seeing the Launchpool... is that a pool?
My doubts grew with each scribbled chart,
but something pushed me to reach my goal.📈
I didn't understand BNB, nor how it was earned,
I only saw little arrows, numbers, and pressure.
But every mistake was a lesson that stayed,
and today I'm still learning, with less confusion.👨🏫
I thought halving was a secret party,
and that the market had a changing mood.
Sometimes it goes up, sometimes it challenges you,
but one learns to be much more thoughtful.
🕺
Now I check my tokens with mate in hand,
without fear to touch what I didn't even look at before.
And although I still have a long way to go, I feel more human,
because he who learns to lose, also always wins.
💰
So if you're the same, a bit dizzy,
keep on the journey, without shame or drama.
Nobody was born knowing about the market,
and everything begins with a good plot.
❤️
It doesn't matter if you start without knowing even a little,
follow me and let's grow in this beautiful world.🫵
#HumorCrypto $BTC
MONDAY OF POEM: if the market doesn't rise, let the spirits rise.📉📈
I started with fear, not knowing what to touch,
among candles, coins, and some strange button.
I thought that USDT was a new place,
and the bear market, an expensive zoo.
🐆
I read about staking thinking of a barbecue,
and seeing the Launchpool... is that a pool?
My doubts grew with each scribbled chart,
but something pushed me to reach my goal.📈
I didn't understand BNB, nor how it was earned,
I only saw little arrows, numbers, and pressure.
But every mistake was a lesson that stayed,
and today I'm still learning, with less confusion.👨🏫
I thought halving was a secret party,
and that the market had a changing mood.
Sometimes it goes up, sometimes it challenges you,
but one learns to be much more thoughtful.
🕺
Now I check my tokens with mate in hand,
without fear to touch what I didn't even look at before.
And although I still have a long way to go, I feel more human,
because he who learns to lose, also always wins.
💰
So if you're the same, a bit dizzy,
keep on the journey, without shame or drama.
Nobody was born knowing about the market,
and everything begins with a good plot.
❤️
It doesn't matter if you start without knowing even a little,
follow me and let's grow in this beautiful world.🫵
#HumorCrypto $BTC
I started with fear, not knowing what to touch,
among candles, coins, and some strange button.
I thought that USDT was a new place,
and the bear market, an expensive zoo.
🐆
I read about staking thinking of a barbecue,
and seeing the Launchpool... is that a pool?
My doubts grew with each scribbled chart,
but something pushed me to reach my goal.📈
I didn't understand BNB, nor how it was earned,
I only saw little arrows, numbers, and pressure.
But every mistake was a lesson that stayed,
and today I'm still learning, with less confusion.👨🏫
I thought halving was a secret party,
and that the market had a changing mood.
Sometimes it goes up, sometimes it challenges you,
but one learns to be much more thoughtful.
🕺
Now I check my tokens with mate in hand,
without fear to touch what I didn't even look at before.
And although I still have a long way to go, I feel more human,
because he who learns to lose, also always wins.
💰
So if you're the same, a bit dizzy,
keep on the journey, without shame or drama.
Nobody was born knowing about the market,
and everything begins with a good plot.
❤️
It doesn't matter if you start without knowing even a little,
follow me and let's grow in this beautiful world.🫵
#HumorCrypto $BTC
I do believe that law of love and money is true...my grandmother was right. The thing is, I don't fit into the statistics. I'm a special case, salty with extra pure salt!🤣
My grandmother used to say:
"Those who are unlucky in love... do well with money."
And MY MONEY? Where is my money?😡
Because if that law were true... I would already be a millionaire with a residence in Dubai and coffee served by robots.🤖🤖
But no, neither love nor my wallet were giving me any signals. I saw the hard way that money, like love, also needs attention, care, and smart decisions.🧐
It's not enough to wait for it; you have to go out and seek it (and manage it well)!.... yes, money... money.👀
When I found Binance, I started to carefully look for (a bit fearfully... because the new always scares us) tools to save and invest step by step. 👣
I didn't jump into the river right away... I studied the current, analyzed which path to take, and found something to save and invest in... but that gave me security. 👮♂️
My first stop was at .. Simple Earn Flexible, which allows you to generate daily interest without tying you down. 💪
Ideal if you're just starting and still doubt more than EX at a family party. (Literally..ME)🙈
My advice to start here.
Real-life tips:
• Don't put all your heart (or your capital) in one place.✅️
• Compound interest does love you! Just give it time.✅️
• Learn with Learn and Earn, which is free and really pays off.✅️
And what do you prefer? A love that comes and goes or a return that arrives every day?🤔
Follow me for more truths my grandma left me, with cryptos and humor... because for crying, the bear market is already here. 📉
"SEE YOU AT THE TOP."
#HumorCrypto $BTC
"Those who are unlucky in love... do well with money."
And MY MONEY? Where is my money?😡
Because if that law were true... I would already be a millionaire with a residence in Dubai and coffee served by robots.🤖🤖
But no, neither love nor my wallet were giving me any signals. I saw the hard way that money, like love, also needs attention, care, and smart decisions.🧐
It's not enough to wait for it; you have to go out and seek it (and manage it well)!.... yes, money... money.👀
When I found Binance, I started to carefully look for (a bit fearfully... because the new always scares us) tools to save and invest step by step. 👣
I didn't jump into the river right away... I studied the current, analyzed which path to take, and found something to save and invest in... but that gave me security. 👮♂️
My first stop was at .. Simple Earn Flexible, which allows you to generate daily interest without tying you down. 💪
Ideal if you're just starting and still doubt more than EX at a family party. (Literally..ME)🙈
My advice to start here.
Real-life tips:
• Don't put all your heart (or your capital) in one place.✅️
• Compound interest does love you! Just give it time.✅️
• Learn with Learn and Earn, which is free and really pays off.✅️
And what do you prefer? A love that comes and goes or a return that arrives every day?🤔
Follow me for more truths my grandma left me, with cryptos and humor... because for crying, the bear market is already here. 📉
"SEE YOU AT THE TOP."
#HumorCrypto $BTC
Good information.
Dr Chart Mazen
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I've been earning over $100 a week just by posting on Binance!
Yes, really. And you can too. Here’s how:
If you're already active in the cryptocurrency space and haven't used Binance Square, you're missing out on free money.
It's what's called the 'earning badge' — a feature on Binance Square, the integrated social space on the platform where users can post charts, trading ideas, market updates, memes, and more.
If you're already active in the cryptocurrency space and haven't used Binance Square, you're missing out on free money.
It's what's called the 'earning badge' — a feature on Binance Square, the integrated social space on the platform where users can post charts, trading ideas, market updates, memes, and more.
Previously, my relationships and my finances had something in common: They started with 🦋 and ended with debts (emotional and real) 🥲...😁😅
The only time I felt that my bank account was finally bearing fruit…🍇
was when the bank called me at 8:30 a.m. to tell me I had a delinquency.😲
I was excited, thinking it was positive interest… but no... I hit rock bottom... I had to make a change to my finances!🔴🟢
And before, my financial plan was like my love relationships: nothing serious, all on credit, and full of drama.💔💔
But that day I understood that if I didn’t plant now, tomorrow I would only harvest debts.
So I decided to put my economy in order and explore real and serious tools, like those offered by Binance.✅️
From flexible savings, where you can save crypto and receive daily returns,
to compound interest which, when used well, can truly captivate.😍
I learned that what matters is not how much you earn,
but how much you keep and grow.
Because money doesn’t bear fruit just by sitting in the bank... it needs to work!📈
My three lifesaving tips?
* Spend less than you earn. It seems obvious, but sometimes cravings can outweigh judgment.✔️
* Activate automatic savings. If you don’t see the money, you won’t spend it.✔️
* Put your crypto to work with Binance’s flexible products. Daily returns, without locking up your money.✔️
Since I started applying them, my accounts not only have life… they have meaning!
Money doesn’t grow on trees… but if you take care of it, it does bear fruit. Like well-nurtured love.”💞
Follow me for more tips with a flavor of laughter and returns.
#HumorCrypto $BTC
was when the bank called me at 8:30 a.m. to tell me I had a delinquency.😲
I was excited, thinking it was positive interest… but no... I hit rock bottom... I had to make a change to my finances!🔴🟢
And before, my financial plan was like my love relationships: nothing serious, all on credit, and full of drama.💔💔
But that day I understood that if I didn’t plant now, tomorrow I would only harvest debts.
So I decided to put my economy in order and explore real and serious tools, like those offered by Binance.✅️
From flexible savings, where you can save crypto and receive daily returns,
to compound interest which, when used well, can truly captivate.😍
I learned that what matters is not how much you earn,
but how much you keep and grow.
Because money doesn’t bear fruit just by sitting in the bank... it needs to work!📈
My three lifesaving tips?
* Spend less than you earn. It seems obvious, but sometimes cravings can outweigh judgment.✔️
* Activate automatic savings. If you don’t see the money, you won’t spend it.✔️
* Put your crypto to work with Binance’s flexible products. Daily returns, without locking up your money.✔️
Since I started applying them, my accounts not only have life… they have meaning!
Money doesn’t grow on trees… but if you take care of it, it does bear fruit. Like well-nurtured love.”💞
Follow me for more tips with a flavor of laughter and returns.
#HumorCrypto $BTC
I used to think that compound interest was when someone fell in love with me twice😍… until I met Binance and I learned that the only one who falls in love is my balance growing on its own.🤑
"The only interest they had in me… was that of the bank"🏛
Interest? They only spoke to me when I owed!
At the bank, they greeted me with a smile… but only when they collected fees. I thought that "generating interest" was a myth, like finding WiFi without a password📡.📲
Until one day, I came across Binance and discovered Flexible Staking.
Dad, this is something else!📈
You put your crypto in, and the platform puts it to work for you. No stress, no weird formulas, no need to be Einstein in finance. It’s like planting a little plant and watching it grow without watering it every day.🪴
And the best part: you can withdraw whenever you want. No more "your funds are locked in the vault at the end of the world"!🪤
Crypto tip of the day:
Money that sleeps… doesn’t dream.
Put it to work, even if it's just a little.
The important thing is to start🎡
Because at Binance, your crypto really does care about you with interest… and without drama.🤑
Follow me for more real content, with humor, learning, and zero smoke.😇
Let’s move forward because here we learn while laughing!
#HumorCripto $BTC
Interest? They only spoke to me when I owed!
At the bank, they greeted me with a smile… but only when they collected fees. I thought that "generating interest" was a myth, like finding WiFi without a password📡.📲
Until one day, I came across Binance and discovered Flexible Staking.
Dad, this is something else!📈
You put your crypto in, and the platform puts it to work for you. No stress, no weird formulas, no need to be Einstein in finance. It’s like planting a little plant and watching it grow without watering it every day.🪴
And the best part: you can withdraw whenever you want. No more "your funds are locked in the vault at the end of the world"!🪤
Crypto tip of the day:
Money that sleeps… doesn’t dream.
Put it to work, even if it's just a little.
The important thing is to start🎡
Because at Binance, your crypto really does care about you with interest… and without drama.🤑
Follow me for more real content, with humor, learning, and zero smoke.😇
Let’s move forward because here we learn while laughing!
#HumorCripto $BTC
Before, my deodorant lasted longer than my savings...
Now, at least the money smells like returns.😅😂
It doesn't matter how much you earn, what matters is learning to make it last.🤑
Now, at least the money smells like returns.😅😂
It doesn't matter how much you earn, what matters is learning to make it last.🤑
The money wizard....?
I used to consider myself the 🧙♂️ money wizard…
Everything that fell into my hands disappeared!
A bill would enter my wallet and bam… instant disappearance!🧙♂️
Food, treats, cravings… and poof! No traces.
But one day I told myself:
"Buddy, if you were as good at disappearing problems as you are at disappearing cash, you’d already be on Mars."🌋
So I changed my mindset and looked for new paths…
And I ended up on Binance!🤑
Now I use Auto-Investment:
a feature that automatically invests my crypto in products that generate interest while I sleep 💤
Literally… money working for me while I snore!😴
I’m no longer the money wizard…
Now I’m the tamer of assets!👍
And although I still indulge in the occasional treat,
at least I don’t have to do magic to make it to the end of the month.🧙♂️
Moral:
If you can’t stop spending, learn to earn while you do it.
Binance isn’t a hat…
but it sure has some good surprises!🎇
#HumorCrypto $BTC
I used to consider myself the 🧙♂️ money wizard…
Everything that fell into my hands disappeared!
A bill would enter my wallet and bam… instant disappearance!🧙♂️
Food, treats, cravings… and poof! No traces.
But one day I told myself:
"Buddy, if you were as good at disappearing problems as you are at disappearing cash, you’d already be on Mars."🌋
So I changed my mindset and looked for new paths…
And I ended up on Binance!🤑
Now I use Auto-Investment:
a feature that automatically invests my crypto in products that generate interest while I sleep 💤
Literally… money working for me while I snore!😴
I’m no longer the money wizard…
Now I’m the tamer of assets!👍
And although I still indulge in the occasional treat,
at least I don’t have to do magic to make it to the end of the month.🧙♂️
Moral:
If you can’t stop spending, learn to earn while you do it.
Binance isn’t a hat…
but it sure has some good surprises!🎇
#HumorCrypto $BTC
If you laughed, learned, or both...😅🤑
Follow me! There are daily posts here with crypto humor and tips that actually work.🚀💰
Follow me! There are daily posts here with crypto humor and tips that actually work.🚀💰
From hiding money... to crypto investor 🛏️➡️📈
I also kept my savings in the safest place in the world:
my grandmother's mattress.
Interest? Only that of the cat sleeping on top🐱💤
But one day, looking for some bills, I found a little saint, a lone sock, and... a moth with a guilty face!🧦🪙🪰
That's when I said: “This can't go on.
I started to investigate and discovered Binance Earn.
Now, instead of hiding my money under the mattress, I put it to work in flexible mode (I can withdraw it whenever I want) or in locked mode (and I earn more if I leave it still for a while).🛏️❌➡️📲📈
Flexible mode: I enter when I want, exit when it gets scary… and in the meantime, I earn little cents! 🪙🟢
It's not much, but it already feels richer than seeing the balance sit still. 🧘♂️
Now I dream that my interest pays for an empanada... 🥟
And then, a house on the beach! 🏖️ Well... step by step, right? 🐢
This is just the beginning. I'm studying, learning, and shaping this path. 📚✍️
It won't be easy, but the goal is clear: financial freedom, crypto-entrepreneur style! 🚀⚡
The best part?
I didn't find any more moths...🪰
And my USDC does generate interest!🪙
I learned that saving is also investing…🤑
#HumorCripto $BTC
I also kept my savings in the safest place in the world:
my grandmother's mattress.
Interest? Only that of the cat sleeping on top🐱💤
But one day, looking for some bills, I found a little saint, a lone sock, and... a moth with a guilty face!🧦🪙🪰
That's when I said: “This can't go on.
I started to investigate and discovered Binance Earn.
Now, instead of hiding my money under the mattress, I put it to work in flexible mode (I can withdraw it whenever I want) or in locked mode (and I earn more if I leave it still for a while).🛏️❌➡️📲📈
Flexible mode: I enter when I want, exit when it gets scary… and in the meantime, I earn little cents! 🪙🟢
It's not much, but it already feels richer than seeing the balance sit still. 🧘♂️
Now I dream that my interest pays for an empanada... 🥟
And then, a house on the beach! 🏖️ Well... step by step, right? 🐢
This is just the beginning. I'm studying, learning, and shaping this path. 📚✍️
It won't be easy, but the goal is clear: financial freedom, crypto-entrepreneur style! 🚀⚡
The best part?
I didn't find any more moths...🪰
And my USDC does generate interest!🪙
I learned that saving is also investing…🤑
#HumorCripto $BTC
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