$BTC

🚀 Bitcoin Right Now:

📈 Crossed $100K – "Mission accomplished… right?" 🏆

📉 Stuck below $108K – "Uh… Houston, we have a resistance problem." 🚀💀

😬 MicroStrategy stops buying – "Wait, who’s our sugar daddy now?!" 😭

🇸🇻 El Salvador ditches BTC – "Bro, we were supposed to hold together!" 💔

🤯 Traders staring at charts – "C’mon, just a little more... PLEASE!" 🥲📊

Bitcoin holders right now: "Not selling, but also not celebrating."🫠

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