TODAY: 🇺🇸 FOMC DAY

2:00 PM ET → Rate decision

2:30 PM ET → Powell speaks (markets panic politely)

Crypto translation 👇

🕊️ Dovish Powell = candles go vertical

🦅 Hawkish Powell = “why is my portfolio bleeding?”

😐 Neutral Powell = chop, memes, pain for everyone

Bitcoin & stocks right now:

“Sir… just say ONE WORD.”

🧠 Macro presses the button.

📉📈 Crypto reacts in 0.3 seconds.

🎭 Traders pretend they expected it.

This isn’t a press conference.

It’s a volatility airdrop.

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